House Sitting

I think I took 7 30mg Tylenol with Codeine.
I skimmed a bit from three 15mg temazepam twice.
Pocketed 9.
Plus I took some benadryl, like 2 or 3.

I drank 6 beer of my own, at least two of the house owner's.
I mixed probably three drinks with the last can of sprite and some flat old coca-cola.
One whiskey, one souther comfort, and one with soco and a 5 year old rum.
Not too shabby, had to drink one this morning though, all warm and such.

Woke up in the master bedroom, "Odd", I thought, "I had planned to sleep on the couch"

Look around, no obvious messes. One sad looking joint, can't even light it.
I recall putting temazepam in a joint or two. I wonder if you can even smoke benzos.
I looked up a few videos on the net. I hope I disconnected, because I'm pretty sure they have dialup.

Cleaned up my empties, let the dog out, check his dish, looks good. Found my last cigarette, went out to smoke it and enjoy the morning. My mom pulls in the driveway while I'm outside smoking. I wave, "Hello". Good timing.

I get my stuff together and head on out. Done my housesitting duty for the day.