Questions and Answers

Here is a quick jotted list of questions i had for my spouse, in case I forget(valium);


Questions asked and answered;


Is Marc Bernard an ape-man? - Not exactly
Is he bigger than me? - Yes
Bigger cock or not proportional ?- I DoN'T KnoW! (evasive)
Cuz u said I was the biggest - not much of an answer given, basically "I DON'T KNOW!"
can beat me up not a big deal - Check
army; not a fan cuz Marc? - What? (Ricky DUnn, u said not army man) Well, I don't know marc wasn't in the army when i was with him he was retired (but did it MAKE him crazy?) No more than he already was....

Unasked;
Do you think the sex was unpleasant cuz you were both on speed, and didn't realize the dryness/increased longevity would make things difficult? Knowing that now, do you think things with Marc could at some point(say I die) be given another shot?
Or was it not unpleasant, just awkward? BASICALLY; WTF happened with him and you? WHEN, did you cheat on Stephane? Nah, i think it was between him and Kevin. But yah, what happened after? Did you talk to him the next day? How are you guys now? You gave him all your movies? Do you love him? He get army pension/sorry I'm a broke-ass?

Gay-Dan
Did you sleep in his bed(if so; with him? spooning?)? Kissing, like thank you kiss on the cheek(doubtful)? Hold each other close? bum touching(if so, who's)? Did he touch your tits(if so, thru shirt, bra or bare)? Crotch touches? just hand on pants or like crotch-to-crotch? How did that visit end? Talk to him after? When 'falling out' happened/why? No nudity, right?

5(or 6) guys Or 6? WTF? 1 may or may not count? May or may not have happened(don't know/remember)? Any from BHS? How many after Stephane? Sure never cheated? Anyone I know? Anyone named Steve or Bryan? No Jack either? All from Bathurst?

others
How many just got hj or bj or to give you one? Making out often include heavy petting? How many cocks you figure you've touched besides the 5-6 guys? How many seen(doesn't matter really)? How many guys have touched your vag? Tasted?
How many guys you think you went on a date/made out(or kissed)/hooked up/fooled around with?

ME
Is there anything I can do to set myself apart more so? How can I be better? Do you want to know anything about me/my past? Why do you feel the need to keep secrets from me? Do you trust me(I know, just you always ask me when I worry)?
Why aren't we having sex? Can I do something to improve the situation? Am I really the best you've ever had(i'd believe it, you seemed genuinely surprised a few times, heh heh)? The biggest(I know, size doesn't matter all that much, and mine kinda varies.... but it's ok if marc 'the monkey' bernard had a bigger wang. I still don't understand that shit...)?

YOU
Do you prefer women? ARE YOU SURE? Would you like to try that out maybe? Are you holding a grudge/punishing me(with regard to sex I mean, obviously you are in other ways 8P)? Am I stifling you(like too in your space)? Do you need some space? Why is there always some reason why you can't get comfortable with sex? When did that start? Was it when I moved in? Not long after perhaps? The summer you worked a ton and I hardly worked? Can we try to get more comfortable talking about(and hopefully having!) sex? PLEASE!!! Do you know I am jealous of thomas? I'm jealous of the camera, as you seem to be willing to do more with it than with me? I'm jealous of David, who some days seems to be more important to you than me? Are you pushing me away? WHAT'S UP WITH YOU?!?!?!?!?!


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So, am I crazy? IS this none of my business? Am I retarded? I don't know